tastefullyoffensive:

"My poor cat has it rough." -ExMachina70

aliens-ate-my-mum:

Showing my favourite movie to my friends
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arcaninetails:

breakfast for dinner is fun when you’re a kid but when you’re an adult it’s just like “yo i ate lunch at 5 PM today and linear time is functionally meaningless”

yoyonaki:

PAWNCE!
Disciple and her tigers :3

yoyonaki:

PAWNCE!

Disciple and her tigers :3

violanthe:

From now on, instead of explaining what asexuality is, I’m just sending people this gif

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lovejustalittlebitharder:

friendly reminder that if i have ever befriended you and have not spoken to you in a while it’s nothing you’ve done wrong it’s just because i’m a piece of shit at keeping in contact with people and i still love you okay good

exahvier:

Get to know me meme → [3/5] current celebrity crushes → Jeremy Renner

I have a bad sweet tooth. I’m pretty good when I have to eat well for work, but otherwise, I could eat a whole roll of raw cookie dough.

SHADOW PRIESTS BE LIKE

leia-reon:

i-am-a-mushroom:

tiredwinchesters:

condensedbloodmilk:

the-dragonblades-shadow:

sizvideos:

Video

//This began the rise of Aperture Science.

SPRTIZ THIS SHIT ON YOUR DICK AND YOUR E HARD FOR LIFE

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIR

SPRAY IT ON YOUR NIPPLES

U L T I M A T E N I P P L E S